Ron of that ilk stated:
>Hmm... Buttons that say "I am Stacy Brooks" might work on Co$
>members like crosses against vampires... :^)
Perhaps these Co$ screamers should carry a card kinda like the ones businesses hand out, where they stamp it each time you go there and after X number of visits you get a free widget? Stacy could carry a self-inking rubber stamp that says "SP Confront" and after getting, oh, say five stamps, the Co$ member gets a 10% discount on their next course?
Or it could be more like a lottery. Stacy waits until the screaming has stopped, reaches into her bag and hands the clam a scratch-off ticket. If the Co$er uncovers 3 Xenu's in a row, they get a free copy of Paulette Cooper's book. Stacy could become more popular than ever. I can see the billboards saying "Scream at Stacy and WIN!"
Steve "Offer not available in all states" G.